He used the wrong
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]
without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda
why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
when you see a fat ass
Love at first touch.
Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
LET THERE BE BONES!